In this interview with Hardcore Sports Radio, Haywood opines on several topics, including Marbury's infatuation with becoming the iCarly of basketball.
Here's what he had to say (thanks to sportsradiointerviews.com for the tip):
“At first it was cool, but after a while it just became disturbing. He’s on YouTube crying with no shirt on for no reason, sweating while his boy’s rubbing his shoulders. What’s that about? That’s like gay porn. I don’t understand it. He’s dancing to a song called ‘Barbie Doll’, doing like stripper moves. I have no idea what’s going on with the guy, it’s almost like he’s trying to end his own career. There’s not a GM out there that would touch Marbury right now… Have you seen the ‘Barbie Doll’ clip? Click on YouTube and go to Barbie Doll. There’s no way any other professional athletes would wanna get dressed around this guy, because you gotta think something is a little, he’s swinging from both sides of the fence.”
First off, Stephon Marbury wants to be the iCarly of basketball...?
Secondly, Brendan Haywood isn't on the right track. While what Steph is doing is a bit suggestive, I wouldn't say it's "gay". It's weird, disturbing, awkward, frightening, creepy, stomach-churning and revealing, but it's not really gay. He's not making out with his dudes. He's not getting intimate with them. I detect some anti-homosexual sentiment coming from Mr. Haywood.
Well if it's not gay, Max, how do you explain him having his shirt off and dancing with his other male friends?
Thanks anonymous question-asker. The reason he was doing those things is because he's high. On drugs.
That should explain it.
Haywood is right when he says that no GM would entertain signing Steph. That goes for the NBA and overseas.
By the way, iCarly is a pretty funny show.... What? It is!
--Max Caster
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