Delonte West of the Cleveland Cavaliers isn't the type of support LeBron James needs to win an NBA title. When he tried his hand in rapping, the trend seemed to follow him.
Delonte, the blogosphere thanks you for your poor display of lyrical prowess.
What's worse than a black guy who thinks he can rap? A white Turkish guy who thinks he can rap.
Yep! You guessed it. Hedo Turkoglu busts a move in his latest (and hopefully last) music video.
Hold on. Let me clear the vomit chunks from behind my teeth...
OK, I'm good.
Hedo, stick to point-forwarding and falling short in the playoffs. Never again... Never again...
Of course, there are some exceptions to the rule. Shaquille O'Neal being one. Will Smith if you count him being a basketball star on "Fresh Prince". Or my personal favorite, Malcolm Kelly:
Malcolm Kelly is here to save the world.